Quoth Og Mandino

"How will you know your limits without an occasional failure? Never quit. Your turn will come."

My Authorial Debut

The Thrilling Sequel

I would like a butt full of botox, please

Not because my already-lovely butt needs any beautificiation, but because my goddamn piriformis muscle (particularly on the right hand side) has been giving me holy hell lately. Despite my faithful (and exceedingly awkward) efforts at stretching, my copious ingestion of NSAID pain-relievers, and as much deep-tissue massage work as I can afford/stand to get, [...]

“-punk”? Or just “a punk”?

Back in college, I thought I was such a punk. I had the pink hair and the nose ring, I wore a leather jacket with studs on it, and I thought I was bad ass. I spray-painted an anarchy symbol on the old Dodge Econoline Van I inherited from my parents not because I [...]

Insomniatic

I am up at 2 a.m. for no good reason.

Well, actually maybe there is a good reason … had a headache all day, thought “hey, maybe I should apply some caffiene to that headache” and so I drank a humongous Big Gulp of Diet Pepsi at, like, 8:45 p.m.

The weird thing is, [...]