So I know that all I’ve been doing lately is posting about book stuff, and while I’m sure you all understand I feel like an apology is in order. I know what you all really tune in for are the tales in which I describe the unrelenting glamour of my life. At the moment, though, I am ashamed to admit that the glamour stores here at the Hobson hacienda are running on empty. The house is a mess, my face is sunburned, and my dog wants nothing to do with me.

O tempora! O mores!