The authorities have notified me, via certified mail delivered by a jackbooted thug with shifty eyes, that I must let folks know what work I have available for this year’s Nebula consideration. Believe me, this is only the bayonette pressing between my shoulderblades talking.

1) Novelette, “The Warlock and the Man of the Word”, Postscripts 19, published November 2009. I don’t think many people have read this, but hopefully it’ll get a few lookie-loos before February. Peter Crowther and Nick Gevers called this one “Brilliant.” But then, they kind of have to say that, don’t they?
2) Short Story, “The Serpent Who Sleeps Beneath The Shards“, Talebones 37, published Fall 2008. I think this just squeaks in as far as nominatability.

And that’s it. I know, I suck, right? Now get that goddamn rifle out of my face, you fascist bastard. I’ve done what you asked. What’s that you say? I’m more like you than I care to admit? NO! IT’S NOT TRUE! I’LL NEVER BE LIKE YOU! (sob).