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My Authorial Debut

The Thrilling Sequel

The world may not be ready for me as a bottle blonde.

il_430xN.71389765My daughter is freaked out by my bleached out hair and says I look like a clown. One of my daughter’s friend says it’s hideous, another says it looks OK (he’s a boy after my own heart.) My husband, being the diplomatic soul that he is, says, “well, it’s quite a change!”

Me, I’m on the fence. Sometimes I really like it, sometimes I see myself in the mirror and go … “bwah? Who is that?”

The problem with going platinum blonde is that your whole color story gets screwed up. Nothing I own works anymore, except a few selected pieces, God bless ‘em. And suddenly, I actually have to put on makeup to go out in public or I look like that little shit from Harry Potter.

But I’m not giving up! Speak to me not of dye-backs or other mitigatory measures. The captain must go down with her ship. But if I’m still going “bwah?” before getting on the train for San Jose on Wednesday, I may have to invest in some Manic Panic. Because if you’re going to go down in flames, you might as well explode on impact. That’s my credo, and I’m sticking to it.

In other news, I have about eighteen point five bazillion things to do before WFC, and have absolutely no idea  how I’m going to get them all done …

  • http://faerye.net/ Felicity

    I’ll see you in San Jose. And I admit, I’ll be hoping for Vampire Red Manic Panic. I enjoy bright colors, like autumn leaves.

    • http://www.demimonde.com M.K. Hobson

      Looking forward to seeing you there too! I am going to need much drinking to get through this weeekend. ;-)

  • http://faerye.net Felicity

    I’ll see you in San Jose. And I admit, I’ll be hoping for Vampire Red Manic Panic. I enjoy bright colors, like autumn leaves.

    • http://www.demimonde.com M.K. Hobson

      Looking forward to seeing you there too! I am going to need much drinking to get through this weeekend. ;-)

  • Helen

    “If you’re going down in flames, you might as well explode on impact.”

    I am stitching that on a sampler, STAT.

    Re: the hair, I vote lots of black turtle-necks and dramatic eye-shadows … you’ll look like a character from a Bergman film!

  • Helen

    “If you’re going down in flames, you might as well explode on impact.”

    I am stitching that on a sampler, STAT.

    Re: the hair, I vote lots of black turtle-necks and dramatic eye-shadows … you’ll look like a character from a Bergman film!

  • http://www.storyrain.com/ Jessica Reisman

    Ditto turtlenecks and eye liner–go Bergman. Sorry I’m not going to be there to see you. :( Is sad.

    • http://www.demimonde.com M.K. Hobson

      I is sad too. But I’m sure the humiliating photographs will allow you to share in the experience vicariously. ;-P

  • http://www.storyrain.com Jessica Reisman

    Ditto turtlenecks and eye liner–go Bergman. Sorry I’m not going to be there to see you. :( Is sad.

    • http://www.demimonde.com M.K. Hobson

      I is sad too. But I’m sure the humiliating photographs will allow you to share in the experience vicariously. ;-P

  • http://www.jkathleencheney.com/ J. Kathleen Cheney

    I’m dark red now, and things that look OK when I’m blonde….look icky now.

    And my hair is a lot ‘thicker’ when it’s dark….so I’m gonna get my bangs thinned. Oy.

  • http://www.jkathleencheney.com J. Kathleen Cheney

    I’m dark red now, and things that look OK when I’m blonde….look icky now.

    And my hair is a lot ‘thicker’ when it’s dark….so I’m gonna get my bangs thinned. Oy.

  • Ellen Datlow

    Glad you warned me or I might not recognize you.

    • http://www.demimonde.com M.K. Hobson

      Oh yeah, I really blend in to a crowd. :-P

      I doubt you’ll miss me, no matter what my hair color is.

  • Ellen Datlow

    Glad you warned me or I might not recognize you.

    • http://www.demimonde.com M.K. Hobson

      Oh yeah, I really blend in to a crowd. :-P

      I doubt you’ll miss me, no matter what my hair color is.

  • Kelly Robson

    If the blonde doesn’t work, why not go green, or purple, or pink?

    • http://www.demimonde.com M.K. Hobson

      Bright purple is what I’ve been thinking. But that presents a whole new set of wardrobe challenges!! At least white is neutral.

      I’m going to go to Sally’s and get a ice white platinum toner. I think the slight yellow shade is what’s bugging me the most. When I say I want white hair, I mean white, dammit! Andy Warhol, not Paris Fucking Hilton!!

  • Kelly Robson

    If the blonde doesn’t work, why not go green, or purple, or pink?

    • http://www.demimonde.com M.K. Hobson

      Bright purple is what I’ve been thinking. But that presents a whole new set of wardrobe challenges!! At least white is neutral.

      I’m going to go to Sally’s and get a ice white platinum toner. I think the slight yellow shade is what’s bugging me the most. When I say I want white hair, I mean white, dammit! Andy Warhol, not Paris Fucking Hilton!!

  • Rachel

    no no no – fire engine red. Red red red. You can go purple later, on top of that. But now is your chance to go blood red. Do it!

    • http://www.demimonde.com M.K. Hobson

      How about I just dye the ends red … then I could look like this!

  • Rachel

    no no no – fire engine red. Red red red. You can go purple later, on top of that. But now is your chance to go blood red. Do it!

    • http://www.demimonde.com M.K. Hobson

      How about I just dye the ends red … then I could look like this!

  • Patrick

    White hair is so hard to achieve….keep chasing the dream.

    • http://www.demimonde.com M.K. Hobson

      It broke your heart, Patrick. I know. There there.

      So what do you think? Should I mess around with a toner, or just put on a color? I’m slightly afraid of the Ronald McDonald effect I might get with fire-engine red …

      • Patrick

        Toner, toner….don’t give up! Then color if it turns your hair blue or green

  • Patrick

    White hair is so hard to achieve….keep chasing the dream.

    • http://www.demimonde.com M.K. Hobson

      It broke your heart, Patrick. I know. There there.

      So what do you think? Should I mess around with a toner, or just put on a color? I’m slightly afraid of the Ronald McDonald effect I might get with fire-engine red …

      • Patrick

        Toner, toner….don’t give up! Then color if it turns your hair blue or green

  • http://serge-lj.livejournal.com/ Serge

    Oh, THAT kind of bottle blonde… I thought you were going to do a Barbara Eden on us.

  • http://serge-lj.livejournal.com Serge

    Oh, THAT kind of bottle blonde… I thought you were going to do a Barbara Eden on us.

  • http://countesslovelace.livejournal.com/ ada

    The closer to adolescence your daughter is, the more she will criticize anything you do. So I recommend you pay no attention.

  • http://countesslovelace.livejournal.com ada

    The closer to adolescence your daughter is, the more she will criticize anything you do. So I recommend you pay no attention.